Sunday, October 08, 2006

Bluntly Generalizing Men

Generalizing Men -=- Lets have some fun!!


African-American, African-Canadian, African-European – witty, confident, courageous, and honest with one’s feelings. The best when it comes to approaching women.
Type: hot chocolates, good to slurp to heat the body in winter.
Husband Material: 5/10


Canadian – they pass as polite boys but the truth is, they can’t ask a girl out, nor have any confidence to do so, only if they are intoxicated with booze, bars are mostly the place for them to meet potential mates, their greatest difficulty is to figure out what women want. The advantage is, women learn how to be the pants, but they will always bitch of how horrible men are.
Type: cold vanilla to add some cream to sour nights, nothing less or more.
Husband Material: 5/10
Observation: watch out for the shy guys, they make great husbands if you can compromise with your ambitions.


Americans – edgy, witty, foxy, sexy and funny. They are never afraid to strike any joke, they are great when it comes to break the ice, and they know how to seduce women, they are just fun, however they make bad politicians.
Type: hot.
Husband Material: 5/10
Observation: watch out for the cultured and humbled ones, they are great.


Arabs – All about extremism. Either the religious guy or the sayi3 pimping everywhere.

Arabs – Iraqis – He is either the shy, traditional guy that can not ask a girl out, probably he will ask his mom to pick his wife, or the super duper opposite, loose and just loose, with some double standards. And reactionary.
Type: alrighty..
Husband Material: 7/10
Watch out for the guys in the middle of the spectrum, educated, enlightened and handsome, they make great husbands.


Arab – Lubanese – Extremism is found, only there are more guys in the middle of the spectrum as in comparison of the above.
Type: They can have romantic features, over plucking eyebrows sometimes is not attractive for guys, and too dressy, which can be a turnoff,
Husband Material:7/10


Arab – Egyptian – Extremism is found, fewer guys in the middle compared to the above, they rather come in extreme packages, people with wahabi li7ya walking down the University campus or pimping, good advantage, their romantic character come in extreme, and there you go, you have your 3abd il 7aleem, enjoy!
Type: alirghty.
Husband Material:7/10


Arab- Syrians – Extremism is found; almost same as above, more balanced guys are found. They are very polite, and can acquire nice flirtation tactics, but can be very boring. More traditional, and laid back.
Type: alrighty.
Husband Material: 7/10


Arab-Palestinians – Extremism is found, and vivid. They are great when it comes to approaching women; they have the character to please females. They are manly, and never shy to say what they want, great when it comes to flirting, although can be sexist.
Type: Hot. The hottest among Arab guys, although there are sleaze balls out there, better watch out.
Husband Material:6/10

Indians – Their charm come from their sensuality, although they can be totally horrible if they don’t like the girl. They know how to have great fun and they totally dig Arab chicks, they are more liberal, and hip.
Type: Alrighty.
Husband Material:6/10


Polish – Shy guys that pretend to have it all. Traditional and can be very boring.
Type: Mostly plain and boring, but their nice looking blondies must be spoken of.
Husband Material: 7/10


Now, I don’t have any other group of men to generalize, too bad!

7 comments:

programmer craig said...

Oh, I am so much going to make a counter list now!! :D

American (Anglo) - Hmmm. That's my own type and somehow I'm not that attracted so I'm biased I guess. I'll try and be fair anyway. Funny and fun. Can be bossy, and not in a nice way. Sometimes selfish and cold. Wide variety of personality types though.
Type: Typical American
Wife Material 5/10 (means how much I would want to marry one, not sure how you rated)

American (Irish) Feisty. Usually have agreat sense of humor. Warm and friendly. Outgoing.
Type: Party
Wife Material: 3/10 (too feisty)

American (Italian) These are the best looking women in my opinion. What else is there to say? Italians seem to be kind of set in their opinions and stubborn, opinionated.
Type: Good looking (sorry!!)
Wife Material: 5/10

Mexican - Ayayayay. Hot tempered and good looking. Funny and cute. Good looking. Did I say that? Great to socialize with but forget about serious conversations. And < Macho? Forget it. She'll have you for breakfast and make you sleep on the floor.
Type: HOT
Wife Material: 7/10 but only because they're good looking!

Chinese - pretty, petite, smart. Serious. Really good family values. Ambitious. Friendly. Usually sloppy.
Type: nerdy
Wife Material 10/10 (I have to say that because my ex wife is Chinese, but it's close to true anyway)

Filipina - Very warm, very friendly. Very outgoing. Cute, petite. Sometimes too religious. Very good natured and with good humor too. Usually sloppy.
Type: nerdy
Wife Material: 6/10

Japanese - Quiet. Almost too quiet. smart. Ambitious. Neat. Formal. Polite. Distant.
Type: Japanese
Wife Material: 2/10 (I just don't think a marriage between Japanese and non-Japanese is a good idea)

Ok, that's all the kinds of women I have dated! If I talked about other women I'd be REALLY generalizing!

It's a really cute post, Gilgamish, thanks for making it! I enjoyed it a lot.

Maxxed`ouT said...

Very enlightening indeed ... hehehe

Gilgamish said...

i am too sad to reply right now. My good mood is a bit lost,but ill try....hhmmm I cracked up laughing this morning when I read your list PC.

"Ok, that's all the kinds of women I have dated! If I talked about other women I'd be REALLY generalizing!"

Oh yeah, you seem to be more confident with your list, though I must admit, there are some very few elements in my list that I can stand bravely to defend, but yeah, I am really generlizing, and can be quite biased,well i gota be honest :D

"(means how much I would want to marry one, not sure how you rated)"

rate as you like, when it comes to having fun, details are not that necessary :D

"(I just don't think a marriage between Japanese and non-Japanese is a good idea)"

really why is that, I have seen many American and European men dating or married to Japanese women?

"American (Italian) These are the best looking women in my opinion."

some Arab guys are also, pretty much into Italian women's looks... the Italian soccer team had the most good looking players, also.



maxxed out,

away from political correctness ,it was meant to be fun, nothing serious...you can generalize as much as you want, no harm --its for fun--

programmer craig said...

Hi Gilgamish,

really why is that, I have seen many American and European men dating or married to Japanese women?

Really? My friends mother is Japanese and his Dad is Irish, but that's the only married couple I know of that is Japanese/non-Japanese.

We don't have a large community of Japanese-Americans so I don't really know what Japanese women would be like here in the US. I went out with Japanese women when I was in Japan, so maybe it's different.

Anyway... the Japanese culture just seems very alien to me, as an American. There's nothing wrong with it, I just feel uncomfortable. And that's what I meant that I didn't think marriage was a good idea... there doesn't seem like enough common ground to make a good marriage.

some Arab guys are also, pretty much into Italian women's looks... the Italian soccer team had the most good looking players, also.

To be honest, I find all Mediterranean women quite attractive, including arab women. I just think Italians are the best of the best, in the looks department :)

zmanutdz said...

I should do a list as well, some people's feathers will be ruffled but who cares :D.

Gilgamish said...

zmanutdz,

i would love to read ur list :D and who cares, just do it for fun :D

Gilgamish said...

PC,

"To be honest, I find all Mediterranean women quite attractive, including arab women. I just think Italians are the best of the best, in the looks department :) "


I met this European dude b4, once i told him i am from Iraq, he replyed "how come you dont look scary"
lol

but thanx for the compliment, i guess the media image does not do us justice :D